We repeat this is only a test.
Please do not be alarmed. Remain calm.
Do not attempt to leave the dancefloor.
The DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire system.
Somehow while the party was in progress an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time. While many of you may be too brainwashed to comprehend, this frequency is and has become a threat to our society as we know it.
This frequency has been used by a secret society in conjunction with Lucifer to lure and prey on innocent partygoers. Hypnotism, synchrochism, tricknology, lies, scandals and pornography. While the party is in progress we will keep you update on our current status.
We repeat this is only a test. This is only a test.
This station in conjunction with other airwave announcement will conduct this exact test without prejudice under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body.
The positive, the negative,
the ground,
the proton, the neutron, the electron,
the ying, the yang, the young,
the sun, the moon, the star.
the poshlost high society 
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